| Herein is contained a number of multimedia files, many of which the
maintainers of
this site and their friends have created. A sick sense of humor is recommended. Important note for Netscape and MSIE users: Do not trust your browser to show these inline! We recommend downloading the movies to your hard drive and then viewing them using Windows mplayer or whatever Macintoshes have. |
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| The Amazing Arm Thing (movie) | |||||||
| This is a movie of amazing acts of contortion by George. Many thanks to Suri Durvasula for the technique. |
320x200 AVI (1.5 megs) 320x200 Quicktime (2.1 megs) (recommended) 160x120 Microsoft .asf file (180k) 160x120 Streaming .asf file (180k) |
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| Robocop vs. Jesus (movie) | |||||||
| This is a movie of the epic battle between Robocop and Jesus. It is a three minute stop-motion animation in which the two characters beat the living daylights out of one another, with a surprise ending. It took nine hours to film, and about that long to edit. Highly recommended if you're not offended easily. |
320x240 ZIPed AVI (15 megs) 160x120 AVI (8 megs) (recommended) 160x120 ZIPed AVI (5 megs) 160x120 Quicktime (7.5 megs) Macs may have problems with this Quicktime. 160x120 Microsoft .asf file (2.2 megs) 160x120 Streaming .asf file (2.2 megs) |
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| George Inhaling Helium (audio clip) | |||||||
| The sound clip here is our only "radio" production to date. It includes an interview conducted by Chris of George and is quite humorous. |
MP3 (450 kb) (Recommended) 11.5khz 16 bit WAV (2.5 megs) 11.5khz 16 bit AIFF (2.5 megs) Streaming MPEG 3 (450 kb) Microsoft .asf file (165 kb) Streaming .asf file (165 kb) |
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| The University of Maryland (photo gallery) | |||||||
| This is the unofficial University of Maryland page. It has many photos of our <sarcasm> lovely </sarcasm> campus. |
University of Maryland (web page) |
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| I Can't Believe It's a Band ("music", sort of) | |||||||
| This is the official web page for my pathetic abortion of a band. It has some sound clips. |
I Can't Believe It's a Band (web page) |
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| Absolutely Disgusting (movie) | |||||||
| This is the oft-hard-to-find video of R. Budd Dwyer blowing his brains out. It's very violent and explicit and there is a lot of blood and screaming and many other good things. Not for the faint of heart. | Temporarily offline due to high demand | ||||||
| Animals in Pain are Funny (movie) | |||||||
| A sheep gets hurt in a very entertaining and unexpected way. | 689 Kb MOV | ||||||
| John Madden is Gay (audio clip) | |||||||
| John Madden and Pat Summerall host the "Second Annual Male Group Orgy Competition". | 1.3 Meg MP3 | ||||||
| Monkeys Have Poor Taste (movie) | |||||||
| A monkey does something highly unpalatable. | 958 Kb MPG | ||||||
Elephants Eat Lunch Too (movie)
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...even if it's at the expense of a friend.
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200x150 AVI (383k) |
Splat (movie) |
A lady learns why you should not get hit by trains. (As seen on a Fox TV special--this includes the end, which they cut out.)
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AVI (867k) |
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